Saturday, March 31, 2007

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) there's this guy at work

So there's this guy at work named Gustav from Denmark and to me he's very sexy. Tall, shaved head, dark eyes but unfortuanately he's supposedly "straight" he's actually very homophobic. Which to me is the first sign someone is gay. Well, he's homophobic except that he's always biting his lip everytime he looks at my ass and he's grabbed it and I've shown my ass to him and he says it's like mocha pudding. single gay men, south beach

But he's afraid, I hate people that are ruled by fear. Drives me crazy. He says I should be more discreet, and it's not like I'm flaming by any means and any little grabby-grabby I do when no body is around or I do it so quick no body can see me. That's part of the fun of it. single gay men, south beach

I can't stand being around people that are always worried about shit. Get over it. That said, he's one of the few guys I'd love to fuck me. Usually I like to top but some guys something about them makes me want to bottom. Besides, I like the idea of being his first (as far as I know). It kind of turns me on. single gay men, south beach

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) So I finally got some ass

So after two months of not having sex, I finally got some ass. Boring! I mean first of all I met this guy online. We clicked on the phone but when I met him he was on a rampage after having a rough day. He has buck teeth that look like they don't get brushed or flossed regularly, he doesn't listen well. Meaning he cuts me off when I'm speaking (which I didn't speak much cause he was doing so much talking) and he's kinda cute, I've seen better. I don't even care how cute a guy is as long as the personality matches. single gay men, south beach

So let's cut to the chase. We went to his place and he was obviously horny, playing with my hand etc. and granted I did fuck his ass and he really got into it but I found myself bored by him. He had cigarette breath which I hate. And he didn't kiss the way I like to kiss, I like a guy with thick juicy lips which he didn't have.

So it was sort of a sympathy fuck really, I just needed to have sex with someone, I get tired of jacking off. And he got off but I didn't. I last forever. single gay men, south beach

We used protection of course but I always leave having sex with someone wondering if some how I picked up something from someone like herpes or whatever.

Granted you wouldn't be a gay man if you hadn't gotten at least one STD in your life and honey I've had my share: ghonorea, crabs, HPV, what else. Praise God nothing more serious than that. But yeah I play safe especially now. I swear if there wasn't any diseases out there I totally would be a fucking whore. single gay men, south beach

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) So this is a blog eh?

So this is a blog, eh? This is where I will pour my heart out with no holds bar. And rip on people and gossip and get all my frustrations out because I haven't had sex in like forever since breaking up with my boyfriend so I might as well get my frustrations out one way or another. single gay men, south beach

So I'm single now for the first time in a long time and it's scary out there in the world. I hate going to the fucking shitty night clubs in South Beach, same old people. Just worn out guys in their late 30s and 40s with muscle shirts and wrinkled skin trying to dress like they're still 20 which they're not. And they look at me like I'm a piece of meat and wonder why I won't walk up to them and that's because they look like worn out old hogs. Look I like a distinguished older gentleman like the rest of them but these are guys that you know partied way to hard when they were in their 20s and now it's showing up on their skin. And no spa in America can do them any justice.

I just got home from work. I work in the hospitality business - of course doesn't every gay man in South Beach (such a gay business). I hate my job. I mean it's all right, for a job but there's gotta be something better out there for me. single gay men, south beach

I work with a bunch of two-faced Latins and I can say that because I am Latin but fuck man I'm American. And I've heard so many accents since I moved here 3 years ago that I'm shocked when I run into an actual white person.

So anyway, forget about the clubs. I've been trying out this online dating shit. God that's a trip, 4 times, 4 times I tell you I've tried to hook up there and all 4 times they flake. Forget it. But something keeps drawing me to the site like a drug and I keep looking. It really is like flipping through a catalog for a boyfriend. Though I'm not looking for one, my friends say I should live a lone for awhile, blah blah blah I want to get laid and yet part of me won't hook up with anyone cause I want the possibility that it could be more and what I've been seeing so far hasn't been that appealing. single gay men, south beach

I dont' want to sound like one of those bitter nasty old bitches. I really am a happy go lucky guy but since this is my bitch blog you'll just have to put up with my bitching.

Signing off ...