Gay Personal: Back with my ex

Well I just reconciled with my ex. I missed him so much, and I decided to call him. He always told me that when I was ready to come back be it next week or 5 years from then that he would be there waiting for me. I've been thinking about him a lot. Worried about him, come to talk to him there was reason to be worried. He had bought a gun awhile back and planned on using it on himself. I couldn't live with myself if he had done that but besides that I WANT to be with him. It seems like he's grown up a lot, I hope it lasts. And I would like to commit to him to work things out, the biggest thing is that if we get mad at each other to be able to talk about it, not the silent treatment that's all I ask.

I would like a partner, my other concern is that I'm very busy right now in my life I have a lot going on and I hope that he's cool with the time I have to spend with him. But I'm not going to think to much just go with the flow. He was so happy to be with me and we just slipped back in the relationship and hit it off where we left off except without all the arguing and crap. He looks good too now. He's been working out, looks damn good.

And I wanted to fuck him so bad and so I did at first he didn't want to cause he was worried I just came over to fuck him and then I would move on but that's not what I want, I want it all. A partner with him a friendship, etc. Now I just have to get rid of the other guys that are around, if they want to be friends cool, if not then I'll move on but I will have friends this time around dammit. I will have friends and a relationship.

Gay Personal: How many Jay's are there?

Why is it whether you're doing one of those gay phone lines or a gay chat room or gay online dating site, everyone's name is Jay? I mean really, how many Jay's are there out there. Come up with something original if you're going to use a fake name. I think one of the categories on those sites is how feminine are you? Rating from 1 being most feminine to 10 being masculine, I would say I'm an 8. I feel good about that. I wouldn't even count those fake macho leather men I mean they're off the scale. That's what I think.

Gay Personal: Farting

When is it okay to fart in bed? You know you're dating someone and you get to know them but when do you have to stop getting up to excuse yourself and going into the bathroom and fart, when can you just let one rip?

And you know very well if you've bottomed the night before you're going to be full of gas so it's going to come out.

And you know what? I have a confession to make: I love the smell of my own fart, I love it! Sometimes I'll eat extra beans just to smell them, I don't do it in public only when I'm home. That and sometimes I'll rub my crotch and smell the sweat, smells good. Though I don't want to smell anyone else's.

Gay Personal: Pre-Cumming is so nasty

I mean it's cool to see a guy getting excited about you so much he pre-cums but if he's a pre-cum waterfall, it's just gross you know. I don't want to see that and with so many diseases out there I certainly don't want to taste that. There's no way in hell that I'm going to let someone cum in my mouth. I did that once with my ex boyfriend and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but a perfect stranger? Forget it! It's so hard to have sex with someone and constantly be worrying about if they have some nasty disease. I swear to God if there weren't any diseases out there then I would be a total whore just like the 70s.

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) Wash Yo' Ass

Now cover your virgin ears if you're easily offened cause I'm about to talk about the realities of gay sex.

Just a word of advice for you bottoms out there, or those thinking about being bottoms. Please WASH YO' ASS!

Nothing's worse than smelling or seeing someone's dirty ass. There's no way in hell I'm going to eat that ass if I smell even a twinge of dirty ass. Clean yourself man. And if I see it, forget it. Although with my ex boyfriend I saw my fair amount of dirty ass and it didn't bother me after awhile but other than that please clean that dirty ass. We should start giving lessons on how to clean your ass to young gay men so they know and perhaps they'll carry the traditions on to younger generations.

WASH YO' ASS!

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) The fucker gave me a sore throat!

So I'm home with a sore throat and I swear to God it's cause of the guy I made out with the other day. I don't seem to have swollen glands on the outside but it's just in pain. I pray to God I don't have ghonera of the throat or something from him. But I didn't suck his cock for that long.

I don't know where else I could have got it. I wash my hands all the time. But I haven't been drinking my juice or water as much, maybe that's it. Well, anyway it gives me a chance not to be at work. And I'll take another day off if I'm not feeling well tomorrow too. Hurray!

I've got some shit to do anyway which includes buying a birthday present for my self-absorbed "performer" friend Peter. Peter is an over-the-hill white boy (who has a nice cock by the way) but knows it's time to stop performing, he really is in need of a face lift, well maybe not so much that as he need some work done on his puffy eyes and a "refresher". But I love him to death but he's so self-absorbed and after talking about himself and his problems (no matter what you're going through) for about an hour you'd be lucky to get in 3 minutes before he suddenly "has to go." He's self-absorbed maybe it comes with the territory of being a "performer".

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) 10 inch dicks

Why is it people find the need to lie on their online dating profiles? Why say you have a 10 inch cock when you know very well you have a 7 inch. You know once you get the dude in bed with you he's going to find out and he's going to be pissed. why say you're 5'9 when you're 5'4 or why say you weigh 170 pounds when you know your fat ass weighs 250. Just be honest. Here's the deal, here's how I look at it, there's someone out there for everyone and if you lie on your profile you could be missing out on someone who is looking for someone just like you.

You know I never try to "make a good impression" when I go out on a date. I'm me, charming imperfect me, they either like me or they don't. However, I will say that my mami taught me well, clean the place up before anyone comes over. (God forbid anyone opens my walk in closet and gets hit by an avalanche of dirty clothes I haven't washed in weeks).