Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Single Gay Men: (Gay Personal) Oh hell no!

So I went on this date tonight and shit I had nothing better to do, and yeah it was online dating again and the guy had a little weight on him which doesn't bother me cause i like 'em with a little meat on their bones but within 30 seconds I knew "this was not going to work" single gay men, south beach

First of all within 2 minutes of us sitting down he started talking about how he beat up his ex for cheating on him, come to find out later that he didn't actually cheat on him he was only talking to someone else on the phone.

Issues and more issues. I mean we talked pretty freely and I thought okay well this guy can be a friend, but then he insulted me toward the end of the evening acting as if I was stupid just cause I didn't know what the hell he was talking about. single gay men, south beach

Oh hell no. I went through that with my ex. This guy was very insecure, so that's a big turn off. I like guys who are comfortable in their own skin. And this motherfucker definitely wasn't.

And how in the hell can you be that fat and still have a flat ass? I like my man to have a nice bubble butt.

We met for coffee and I knew it wasn't going to work in the first place cause last week when we started talking on the phone he was like calling every day and that's just not going to work unless there's chemistry and there wasn't and I was forgiving of it cause man he's an Aries and I know they have a lot of energy. And I get along really well with Aries but mother-fucker no.

He bought me a nice grande mocha and if he thinks that he's going to get me in bed cause he bought me a cup of coffee forget it. I just shook his hand and gave him a hug. He offered to drop me off but I lived right around the corner and "preferred to walk". So of course I could tell he took that personally. And why the hell not? single gay men, south beach

Too many issues, not a chance in hell to be in a relationship with me. Now had he been sexy as fuck we would have at least fucked but he turned me off so bad. Next!

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