When is it okay to fart in bed? You know you're dating someone and you get to know them but when do you have to stop getting up to excuse yourself and going into the bathroom and fart, when can you just let one rip?
And you know very well if you've bottomed the night before you're going to be full of gas so it's going to come out.
And you know what? I have a confession to make: I love the smell of my own fart, I love it! Sometimes I'll eat extra beans just to smell them, I don't do it in public only when I'm home. That and sometimes I'll rub my crotch and smell the sweat, smells good. Though I don't want to smell anyone else's.
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Can't say I agree on the farting, but sweaty crotch smell is HOTT!!! I love it on me and others. That really gets me off.
That's pretty normal to fart in bed but if you have with someone, I think that's super T.O.
"Rubbing your own crotch and smell the sweat" Well that's your body...It's your right to rub it..
Hmmm...
Auto-felching? There's a hot one! I gotta alert my bf. He delights in his own farts. But I think he just really, really likes the sound they make.
Dude, if i was in your bed and you started farting, id rest my nose between your butt cheeks and go back to sleep.
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